Texans in the Afterlife

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 28-Mar-2005 14:32:04

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some
Texans up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are
riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean. There
are watermelon seeds and chicken wing bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing."
The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my
children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Hold on a minute." The Devil
returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"
Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there."
The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the
question?"
Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on."
This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes.
The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now.
Those Texans have put out the fire and are trying to install air
conditioning."

Post 2 by Chels666 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 29-Mar-2005 8:47:19

haha that's cute

Post 3 by Chels666 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 29-Mar-2005 8:48:01

haha that's cute

Post 4 by Chels666 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 29-Mar-2005 8:48:12

haha that's cute

Post 5 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 29-Mar-2005 9:46:13

Chelsea why do your posts come in 3's and 4's

Post 6 by alison (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Wednesday, 08-Jun-2005 5:36:29

I've heard that one before...